I know that there is no shortage of Rajinikanth jokes, but I couldn’t stop myself after reading this post. So here it goes.

If Rajinikanth was a software engineer…

1. Compilers don’t warn Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth warns compilers.

2. Rajinikanth writes directly in binary. He then writes the source code as a documentation for other developers.

3. Rajinikanth can derive private key by just looking at the public key.

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